MORAL OF THE STORY
I read this article and would like to share it with you all just a point to ponder.
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
‘Good morning ma’am. What are you doing?
‘Reading a book,’ She replies, (thinking, isn’t that obvious?’)
‘You’re in a restricted fishing area,’ he informs her.
‘I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you a summons.’
‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assaults,’ says the woman.
‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.
‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.
The moral of the story?Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.